Friday, June 5, 2009

Zander: Where is my lady? Where is she? Where is mom? Where is mommy? Why does no one love me?

Macky: While the lady's out the cats shall play...

Mira: My favorite cuddle partner is missing. I am so cold and have not purred in a long while.

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Lazy

We have been incognito for a while. Our time has been spent enjoying the relaxation a new carpet covered tower offers us. Zander has been guarding it from the young one and I have found a comfortable position to keep an eye on the room from the higher mid-level of it. Our old carpet tower has made its way to the living room. I believe our lady has done this in preparation for her travels. She knows I will need to keep an eye on the house and that it is easier to do so from a high position. It will be difficult keeping the unruly group in order while she is gone, but she believes I can do it.

I caught Zander running back and forth quickly in the living room jumping to the tower. He caused a large commotion and knocked a lot of things around. I believe it was lady Z that got him stirred up. I will be updating as events unfold. Macky out.

Zander: I didn't do anything wrong. I was chased I tell you! And that little Mira better stay away from the top of the new tower, its mine!

Mira: Fine, I like the bottom anyway, you can't see me in it old man :P

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Changes

Macky: The house looks different. The traction square that was in the room with all the human food has moved, which is nice because we are played with more in this room.

Zander: I want to lick plastic bags, why don't they leave more of these delicious things around.

Mira: Ew, you're weird. The lady put a nice new bed out just for me! The traction squares moved around and it is funny to watch mama Z in the room with the food because the humans can't see her and trip over her a lot hehehe.

Friday, May 8, 2009

What is going on?

Mira: The air smells funny and everyone is acting weird. I don't understand what is going on. I knew my lady wasn't feeling good so I cuddled her lots when she started moving this morning.

Macky: It smelled this way right before we had to staying in that tiny room with that strange creature they called Leet that we no longer see. I hated that car ride.

Zander: I hate all car rides. And I blame you Macky, for having to wear this damn collar again!

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Loud Noises!

Mira: There was some sort of strange worring noise last night and than a squishy square appeared in our bedroom. I was not scared of this, more curious and I don't understand how it worked.

Zander: Well I found a nice smelling girl on the squishy square to sleep next to all night. It was much cooler to be on the floor with her than up in the bed like the spoiled baby was.

Macky: My meowing worked this morning. Humph, these other two, I have to do all the work to get them their meals and I never even get thanked.

Mira: Then this morning I heard more strange noises...ones that usually come from the other sink room. After a few moments of the loud noise hot air hit my face. I squinted in protest and it quickly stopped.

Monday, May 4, 2009

The Humans

Macky: Saturday night we were locked away, as sometimes happens. I did not hear any of the other cats so I assume they were as well. We were visited by a few of the humans, when they went into the bathroom. I don't know why we were locked away I assume it has something to do with one of the others escaping for a moment before everyone else arrived. I wish that young one understood that if you are good before the onslaught of people we are allowed to entertain with them Geez.

Mira: When we were released there was paper and toys everywhere for me to play with! They must have been celebrating me.

Zander: I miss that short haired lady that touches me in all the wrong (yet oh so right) ways.

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Sleepy time

Mira: I found a nice comfy place to sleep this morning, on my lady's back! It worked well, until she started moving. But that was ok because then she started petting me and cuddled me back! I love her and morning are the best time for me to show affection, that's why she talks in such a loud voice when I put my face in hers until her eyes open. Ppprrrrrrrr

Macky: Why do I always get kicked out of the room at 7 A.M.? It's as if no one appreciates my greeting the day and asking for food. I mean come on, sun up = food in my belly! I like cuddling at night better anyway, it is time to get the day started when it's light.

Zander: Macky's right, night time cuddles are the best. I bet that weird Ziva cat has my catnip pillow again. I don't care if the smaller lady gave it to her, it's mine...all mine!

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Rat friends

Macky: Our little rat friend Tequilla has been acting strange recently. It is as though she does not see our approaches from one side. She is still very nimble...but rather skinny and doesn't look very appetizing any more; unlike those tasty looking morsels in the living room. Oh how they taunt us with their agile movements and swinging back and fourth. If only the cage door were left open just a little...we'd show them a good time!

Mira: I like to watch those scaley things more. There is one in the bedroom that doesn't move a lot but when he does he jumps across the whole cage! I love to perch and watch him, if only I were allowed to from above though...my lady yells at me when I sit up there though.

Zander: Other animals are stupid. I should be the only one in this house, getting all the attention!

Saturday, April 25, 2009

TOYS

Mira: Last night all these crazy toys kept flying at me, wave after wave of them. That alusive red and white mouse was in the mix. I showed it! I carried it around by the tail and flung it under a book shelf...unfortunately my lady had to come get it out for me, even though I was trying to impress her with my killing skills.

Zander: Those 2 girl cats that have all 4 legs were in my way while our lady was trying to play with me. She found my favorite Christmas goose and after I tapped it a few times to make sure it was dead and could not get me I showed her how I could protect her from dead fluffy things.

Macky: I live with such children.

Friday, April 24, 2009


Macky: I remember the days when it was difficult to ascend the wooden contraption to the nice comfy pile of blankets above. That was when we lived in that small place with all those people that liked to touch me...I like living in this big house better; no one molests me here...at least not as much.

It was nice when the little one did not know about the wooden contraption. The massive pile of blankets was mine (and Zanders), and our lady would only cuddle with us. Now we must share her...but I guess I can live with that, she still pets me whenever I ask.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Mira: I miss my brothers! Big Mac and Crazy Z are great, but where did my brothers go? That lady that comes to visit my lady always smells like them. I can tell when she picks me up...I wonder where they are. Mama Z misses them too.

Zander: I like when that lady comes to visit. She can hold me any time she wants...I wonder if it is only because she smells like 2 young studs.

Macky: Zan that is just nasty...they are our sister's brothers...there for making them...in someway...wait a minute does that mean that Misses Z is in someway like a step mom, or something, cause that's weird, she tried to rape Zander who would be her step son...ewwwwwwwwwww

Gross

Zander: I am so angry! There is some sort of weird goo on the back of my neck. It smells dreadful and I want to run away. I don't understand what happened, I was watching the outside world all day while our lady wasn't home, oh how I wanted to be out there. As I was watching from the saftey of my bedroom, the shinny red thing that takes our lady away returned and I greeted her loudly. The next thing I know she is feeding me a strange ball of cream cheese that I didn't completely trust...then about 10 minutes later she was holding me down and there was a cold wetness on my neck...why, WHY would she do that to me? She tried to make me feel better with treats but I refused them and ran from her, that'll show her!

Macky: I thought I was safe. I wasn't the one that went outside...that's the only time she ever puts that gunck on us. I was minding my own business under the awesome circle chair and all of a sudden I am being ripped from my warm, comfy seat, dragged into the bathroom and cold goo was put on my neck. Although, I did get yummy treats afterward...she really knows the way to my heart.

Mira: My neck is cold! My tummy is full! But I want more treats! My do I smell funny? I want treats!

The great outdoors!

Zander: Because of the heat, the humans opened several windows yesterday. I spent my day testing each and every screen and finally late in the evening I found one to pop out. It has been ages since my last escape from this place and never before have a felt the out side against my full coat without my collar on. It was glorious. The young one followed me out and her jingler must have given us away, after she troted under a window the humans were on top of us like white on rice. At first I just watched them as they searched for Mira, she stayed hidden under a car...ah I remember my first time out, it was a little scary. Then I decided to go for the back yard, you know better cover. I think they finally grabed her and it still took them a while to figure out I was outside. Soon everyone was yelling my name and I had to dance around their flashing lights. There was one voice I wanted to run to, but she was always with the others, I could not show them my weakness for her. I watched from the shadows, laughing at them until they went inside. After a few minutes my lady appeared at the side door and I could run to her...not to mention my favorite treat bag she brought with her. She cuddled me and gave me treats, you hear that Macky? I'm king of the house today, what did you do last night?!?

Macky: I didn't give our lady a heartattack.

Mira: OMG outside! It was so great and yet so scary! I want to go again, let's go again!

Macky & Zander: NO

Monday, April 20, 2009

Scratching posts

Macky: I don't understand why humans do not have more of this furniture for us. We don't get yelled at when we scratch it, it is perfectly round for good tucking...it used to fit both Zander and myself...although we have out grown that stage. Every piece of furniture should be made like this, unlike those weird couches they have covered in a sticky substance every where there is a good place to scratch humph.

Mira: I love cuddling in my circle with Mama Ziva, even if it does smell like stinky boys!

Zander: Doesn't matter, everyone always steals my place anyway.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

This morning

Macky: This morning I tried to warm myself on the one who feeds us. Her lap was quite comfortable, but she refused to sit still for more than 10 minutes at a time...forcing me to take only momentary cat naps. What business does she have doing things while I am asleep on her lap?

Mira: I was minding my own business, sleeping on the tallest branch of our cat tree ( you know keeping an eye on anything I could pounce on), next think I know I'm being ripped out of a dream by a evil shoelace that flew across my face! It darted back and forth and then I was torn away from my obvious final stike that would have obliterated that crafty shoelace once and for all, by that woman that always feeds me...it's ok if she holds me...but I was so close!

Zander: I am no where to be found by the others, I keep watch from a box in the central hall way, no one knows of this secret place and no one ever will...except for Macky, because he steals everything :P

Nice to meet you

I am the amazing upside down Mira. Bow before me lowly humans or feel the wrath of my high pitch meows!

I am Zander. This is the photo I would use for my male cat love interest sight...however humans have not created this for me yet, so I will wallow in self loathing until the day comes that I may find a kindred spirit.

I Macky am king of my domain. Interrupt my sleeping with more photos if you dare.

Insiration

The three of us, owned by the couple in this household have decided to follow in Lucky Lady's footsteps. She was smart in deciding to reach out to the world. WE WILL NOT BE SILENCED ANY MORE!



Now feed us.