Zander: I am so angry! There is some sort of weird goo on the back of my neck. It smells dreadful and I want to run away. I don't understand what happened, I was watching the outside world all day while our lady wasn't home, oh how I wanted to be out there. As I was watching from the saftey of my bedroom, the shinny red thing that takes our lady away returned and I greeted her loudly. The next thing I know she is feeding me a strange ball of cream cheese that I didn't completely trust...then about 10 minutes later she was holding me down and there was a cold wetness on my neck...why, WHY would she do that to me? She tried to make me feel better with treats but I refused them and ran from her, that'll show her!
Macky: I thought I was safe. I wasn't the one that went outside...that's the only time she ever puts that gunck on us. I was minding my own business under the awesome circle chair and all of a sudden I am being ripped from my warm, comfy seat, dragged into the bathroom and cold goo was put on my neck. Although, I did get yummy treats afterward...she really knows the way to my heart.
Mira: My neck is cold! My tummy is full! But I want more treats! My do I smell funny? I want treats!
No comments:
Post a Comment